everythingfox:

Lance Corporal

blackqueerblog:

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

catchymemes:

Unmute

sharonsgf:

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

madradposts:

Spongebob Squarepants Close Up Products Appreciation Post

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catfasteve:

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

ayellowbirds:

silenceofthememes:

ampervadasz:

Loooooooong

arrested for longitudinal crimes

dude has an entire dang lynx hanging from his hands like the world’s furriest slinky and there’s people just staring at their computers instead

sirfrogsworth:

(Sound is very much required on this one.)

Sometimes food is so darn tasty you gotta sing its praises.

AWOOOOO! 

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shitmemesforshitteens:

it’s december and ya’ll know what that means

time to get that gingerbread